breaking my own rule

first blog in my new party house.

welcome.

the rule here is that i will use this blog when i'm drunk or have been drinking. alcohol.

because i'm a happy, funny drunk.

just so we're clear, i amuse myself most. so, while i hope that you all will find some humor or interest here, this is a place for me to remember how funny i was when i didn't remember.

now that your expectations are low, let the games begin.